My Hookup Experience In Nigeria - The Yoruba Demons

“ I know you know you look good,”. We both laugh. I’m the type of girl that would speak her mind at all times. Why wallow in silence, hoping he reads your mind like that is possible?


I’d pretend like I wasn’t interested, but it got to me! his toned abs, cute dimples, lovable personality, and extremely gorgeous eyes. He is beautiful! And did I forget to mention that he can cook! Can I say that I believe this man is God’s gift to the ladies? A sweet poison. Slowly moving to my system breaking all of my defenses with time. Being with him felt good. How can something so good turn out to be deadly?


Okay, hold on! let us backtrack a lil bit. I went back to Nigeria in 2019. March 2nd to be precise. I’d just gotten out of a situation-ship with a guy who didn’t know whether we were dating or seeing each other - Another story for another day. As a hot babe, I understand there will be guys. But, I wasn’t ready to mingle. I was ready to mingle but not mingle mingle if you get what I mean. I wasn’t ready to start something new and need I say relationships can be stressful! smh.


Anyways, as I wanted to protect my heart and stay on my lane, I came across the Yoruba demons. A handsome set of heartbreaking homo sapiens.

Yoruba demon 1 - Lanre (Tall, dark and handsome)

The 3 in 1 guy. This guy reminded me of my first bf. He looked just like him, but better. And need I say that I was in love with that guy. I was already planning to spend the rest of my life with him before adulthood kicked in and I outgrew those teen fantasies. Lanre has a way with words. He doesn’t have to say much but every word that comes out of his mouth strikes a chord in me. His deep voice range is to die for. All that masculinity is enticing. I literally can listen to him talk all day.


‘You have to try harder, I’ve heard better,’’ I throw out those words like a blade. He smiles. He flirts, I flirt back. Deep down I knew he was getting into my head. But I tried to lose contact with reality. Reality tells me I was halfway down for this guy.


He was like a friend, but more. He would come over whenever I was bored. We would talk and flirt. You know, cuddle but nothing serious. I was clear on the boundaries but he seemed to have no restraints. I still invited him over so yea, I guess I was looking for trouble. I had a gut feeling that this wouldn’t end well but it felt good so I continued.


On this faithful day, we were a lil freaky touching here and there so it wasn’t surprising that he wanted more.


“Maybe I should spend the night.” Hmmm no, I know things can escalate very quickly. ‘Why are you holding back? I know you like me!” He says and comes on to me strong. He pushes me to the walls holding both of my hands. He proceeds to kiss me. I hesitate but he doesn’t stop. He takes off his shirt, forcefully grabs me, and throws me onto the bed. I beg. But my words were like music to his ears. I struggled but he was so strong. I couldn’t overpower him. I knew I had to think of something fast. So I targeted his crotch. Kicked and run out of my apartment when he was in pain.

Yoruba demon 2 - Temi (The double options guy)

Toned - great body and personality. A wizard in the kitchen. A beast in the gym. Guy had a gf but wanted me also. Oliver twist. Oga choose one and go. He is a looker and fun to be around. What fascinated me about Temi was his fascination with me. It felt like I was a book he was very excited to read.


He was never direct. He wanted to stylishly chop clean mouth. ‘I know what you are doing, you are blocking your mind from me.” He said as he proceeded to give me a deep tissue massage. He was turned on by the body and wanted to use the act of seduction to make me allow him into the promised land haha. But the girl has got a high level of self-control.


I won’t lie, I liked what I saw when he took off his shirt. Sign. Thank God for God if not I would have lost my home training that day lol.


To whom it may concern - Call it pride, self-esteem, standards, or morals. As long as there is another lady, I can never get myself to be a second option. I’m the full package so it’s either you choose me or you get lost! There are many fishes in the ocean. He choke!??? lol.

Yoruba demon 3 - Ola (Cool, calm, collected)

This guy is a guru in the field of heartbreaking. The tall, light-skinned, and handsome male species. Ola studied his ladies to know what they each wanted and changed like a chameleon to satisfy their needs. He spends for the ladies that like gifts and luxury. He prayed with those looking for a God-fearing partner and smashed those looking for good sex. It’s safe to say he was all-rounded. Ola was so good in his game that he was knacking 3 ladies at a time without any of them having any clue.


When I met Ola, he played the good, relaxed guy role with me because he knew that was what I liked in a guy. And mehn did he play it well! He listened when I complained, he encouraged me when I was down, he changed my mood when I was upset, and made me smile every day we met ;).


“I love you” “I don’t think so, I don’t think you are there yet. You should leave now.” I lead him out and closed the door behind him. He was shocked, no girl had ever rejected him before.


Ola and I became best friends. The more I pushed him away, the more he wanted me. He was patient, enduring, and persistent. By the time I realized I was falling in love with him, I tried to run but he knocked me down. It was a good feeling until it ended in premium tears and made me realize how much of a mistake it was to fall in love with a Yoruba Demon. They have returned me back to the streets ooo lol.


Lanre, Temi, and Ola - These 3 Yoruba demons had a few things in common. They are Yorubas, smooth talkers, incredibly sweet and just want to have fun - No strings attached. Coupled with a nice toned body. Ladies, if he has all of these signs, run!!!


My experience with the Yoruba demons made me realize that there are heartbreakers everywhere - in Nigeria or the States. The main difference is that guys in the states are more likely to be transparent from the onset about their true intentions while guys at home are more likely to be cunning. My best advice based on experience would be, read his actions and follow your gut feeling.


Of course, there are also good Yoruba men out there, and being promiscuous doesn’t correlate with tribe or language. Just be careful not to fall in love with a Yoruba demon because they leave no heart unbroken.


Side note to the Yoruba demons reading this post - mo lo olorun be e please take it easy on us. e dupe



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